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I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK

26th May 2012

Post with 57 notes

Has anyone noticed…

…that when Matt Smith looks at a flaming torch:

it is very nearly the same expression he wears when looking at a balloon?

Tagged: Oh Matt.You crazyMatt SmithDoctor WhoTorch runningHe didn't burn down Cardiff!

25th May 2012

Photoset reblogged from We're all pretty bizarre. with 42,779 notes

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

  • First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]
  • Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]
  • Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]
  • IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES: 

  • Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.
  • You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
  • Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
  • LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
  • The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1STI’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!
  • Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

Tagged: Tea ContestteeeeeeeaaaaaaaI have literally run out of amusing tags for you guysI'm sorryI am the worst blogger

Source: areyoutryingtodeduceme

24th May 2012

Photo reblogged from Songs About Shampoo with 3,684 notes

hershpa:

melancholic-paradise:

jotuun:

datironass:

you-weremade-to-be-ruled:

wakawakatiliwaka:

sexualreceptacle:

zabchan:

zimiestef:

floresgratiae:

striderprovider:

littlepuddle:

semii-colon:

outerspacecake:

turianbutts:

editoress:

kar-alorade:

mamieshepard:

dr-solus:

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))

“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;” 
Oh… 

“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his  strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”
Okay…

“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”
… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.

“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”
well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.

“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“
UH EXCUSE ME
Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY

” There. Can you… Still move it? ”i.. amnot sure how to take thisl0l 

“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”
wow rude

“In this chapter, we are going to add a few more instruments to our song.” 
whoa hot stuff 

“Again, although the assault rifle is not ideal for against the living dead, a member of the AK-47 family is your best bet.”
This is what I get for having the Zombie Survival Guide.

“We’re running out of ways of using the water up.”
Dammit Karl, I’m not sure what that means

rocking the anthropological world, a second “lucy” is discovered in southern uganda. 
…..the far side gallery 3. 

“There’s something else you want us to know, isn’t there?”
Erm……..

“Harry Tasker (Schwarzenegger) works for a top secret organization Omega Sector and is investigating a group of Arab terrorists involved in smuggling nuclear weapons.”
WHY DO I KEEP A MUST SEE MOVIE BOOK BY ME AT ALL TIMES? THAT MAKES NO SENSE.

“She wanted to die.”
This is from Buckhorn Beginnings by Lori Foster. I don’t even know what it is about.

“How wasted Sam really was?”
…what the?

“If you can catch the man,catch him,and let me know when you have done it.”
what the fuck

“So what do you do for fun?” - LOL.

“Thorton alone held him.”
…Right.

The night’s chair the stars about doth bring:/Calm is the sea, the waves work less and less:/So am not I, whom love alas doth wring,/Bringing before my face the great increase/Of my desires, wherat I weep and sing/In joy and woe as in a doubtful ease.
…eeyup.

hershpa:

melancholic-paradise:

jotuun:

datironass:

you-weremade-to-be-ruled:

wakawakatiliwaka:

sexualreceptacle:

zabchan:

zimiestef:

floresgratiae:

striderprovider:

littlepuddle:

semii-colon:

outerspacecake:

turianbutts:

editoress:

kar-alorade:

mamieshepard:

dr-solus:

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))

“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;” 

Oh… 

“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his  strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”

Okay…

“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”

… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.

“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”

well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.

“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“

UH EXCUSE ME

Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY

” There. Can you… Still move it? ”

i.. am
not sure how to take this
l0l 

“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”

wow rude

“In this chapter, we are going to add a few more instruments to our song.” 

whoa hot stuff 

“Again, although the assault rifle is not ideal for against the living dead, a member of the AK-47 family is your best bet.”

This is what I get for having the Zombie Survival Guide.

“We’re running out of ways of using the water up.”

Dammit Karl, I’m not sure what that means

rocking the anthropological world, a second “lucy” is discovered in southern uganda. 

…..the far side gallery 3. 

“There’s something else you want us to know, isn’t there?”

Erm……..

“Harry Tasker (Schwarzenegger) works for a top secret organization Omega Sector and is investigating a group of Arab terrorists involved in smuggling nuclear weapons.”

WHY DO I KEEP A MUST SEE MOVIE BOOK BY ME AT ALL TIMES? THAT MAKES NO SENSE.

“She wanted to die.”

This is from Buckhorn Beginnings by Lori Foster. I don’t even know what it is about.

“How wasted Sam really was?”

…what the?

“If you can catch the man,catch him,and let me know when you have done it.”

what the fuck

“So what do you do for fun?” - LOL.

“Thorton alone held him.”

…Right.

The night’s chair the stars about doth bring:/Calm is the sea, the waves work less and less:/So am not I, whom love alas doth wring,/Bringing before my face the great increase/Of my desires, wherat I weep and sing/In joy and woe as in a doubtful ease.

…eeyup.

Tagged: this is from my British Lit bookIt's sixteenth century sonnets hereHenry Howard Earl of SurreyI bet this was really hot in 1530

Source: your-savior-amon

24th May 2012

Photo reblogged from Shriek The Freak with 18,573 notes

firegrowshigher:

Everybody stop everything.
It’s a YAWNING BAT.

This is a cute lil mofo right here.
You all should look at this guy.
He’s adorable.

firegrowshigher:

Everybody stop everything.

It’s a YAWNING BAT.

This is a cute lil mofo right here.

You all should look at this guy.

He’s adorable.

Tagged: yawning batswhy are you so cute yawning bat?

Source: ForGIFs.com

23rd May 2012

Photoset reblogged from Consider for a moment with 42,779 notes

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

  • First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]
  • Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]
  • Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]
  • IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES: 

  • Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.
  • You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
  • Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
  • LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
  • The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1STI’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!
  • Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

[5/20 UPDATE] Dudes you guys are on a ROLL with this! I promised that if it hit 25k notes by the end of this weekend, I’d add another prize pack and, well, it happened. So now instead of three winners, FOUR people will win a prize. Same rules apply as before. The first place winner gets first choice of the prizes, then the second place winner, then so on. So what teas am I adding? CABIN PRESSURE!

The Lemon is in Play, Ottery Kisses, and Polar Bears are BRILLIANT!
And of course this prize pack will also come with a customized tea blend of the winners choice as well <33

Thanks so much everyone! You guys seriously are just the best, and odds are, I may end up adding another prize pack at 35K or something if it actually gets to that o_o

[5/21 UPDATE] DANG GUYS. ANOTHER ADDITION ALREADY!

Not another prize pack, per se, BUT, I am possibly doubling the number of final winners. Basically, when I draw names for the prizes, the people that the winners reblogged the contest from will ALSO win the prize that the person drawn chooses. If the winner reblogged from me or themselves, they’ll still only get one prize. And I’m not going to win a prize in my own contest so….

Anyway, I guess this is a good reason to encourage your followers to reblog the contest from your blogs or something 8D;

Tagged: it's that time of day again guysit's TEA CONTEST TIMETea ContestC'MOOOONNNNN CABIN PRESSURESeriouslyI want this tea

Source: areyoutryingtodeduceme

23rd May 2012

Post reblogged from Megasilly with 258,248 notes

megasilly:

THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS.

  1. the person i like and why i like them.
  2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
  3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
  4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
  5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
  6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
  7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
  8. my last night out in detail.
  9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
  10. something i’ve lied about.
  11. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
  12. something i’m currently worrying about.
  13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
  14. something i do without realising.
  15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
  16. a drunken story.
  17. something i regret.
  18. post a picture of myself.
  19. my longest relationship and who it was with.
  20. press ctrl v and post.
  21. post a bit of my last IM convo.
  22. 5 things i want to change.
  23. my view on being tumblr famous.
  24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
  25. 5 things within touching distance.
  26. story of my first kiss.

Because why not? This is America.

Tagged: ask me thingsBecause you can

Source: purem0rning

22nd May 2012

Post reblogged from chucks and jumpers with 27,118 notes

J.K. Rowling has revealed that Lily was pregnant with her second child, when Voldemort killed her. Even worse, she had finally talked James into making peace with Snape, and even wanted to make him the child’s godfather.

gingerbatch-addict:

I HATE EVERYTHING! THERE IS NO HAPPY LEFT! IT’S JUST SAD FANDOM FEELS! FOR. EVER. AND. ALWAYS!

All right, where is the Loki’d link?

WHERE IS THE MOTHER-EFFING LOKI’D LINK?!

Source: peculiarpepper

22nd May 2012

Post reblogged from just a little tookish with 5 notes

the-madness-underneath:

slusheeduck:

exterminatingangels:

slusheeduck replied to your post: GROSS SOBBING BECAUSE REICHENBACH FEELINGS

fanfiction.net/s/81384… This’ll kill the Reichenfeels. TRUST me.

WHAT

THE

HELL

IS

THIS

MARY

SUE

CAN I KILL IT WITH FIRE OR

ISN’T IT GREAT?!

I’m real excited for the next update. Should be rad.

*awkwardly butts in*

Oh, honey. Ohh, darling author, no.

Aw, butt in all you want, gurlfren!

We should have a book club with this fic. Every time it updates, we can have a discussion about the deeper meanings. Like, why did Sherlock name his son Jackson?

Tagged: badficoh god I love badficYou guys have no idea

Source: exterminatingangels

22nd May 2012

Post reblogged from just a little tookish with 102,954 notes

Reblog so people know who you are

Name: Melissa

Tumblr Name: slusheeduck

Nickname(s): Missy, though no one really calls me that anymore.

Birthday: June 27

Relationship Status: Very very single. So single that I don’t even claim fictitious relationships with famous people. I just…god, I’m single.

Random fact about you: Once I read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone fifteen times in a row one summer because I wanted to memorize it. It didn’t work.

Source: mstrueimage

22nd May 2012

Photoset reblogged from Losing Them All. with 42,779 notes

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

  • First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]
  • Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]
  • Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]
  • IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES: 

  • Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.
  • You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
  • Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
  • LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
  • The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1STI’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!
  • Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

[5/20 UPDATE] Dudes you guys are on a ROLL with this! I promised that if it hit 25k notes by the end of this weekend, I’d add another prize pack and, well, it happened. So now instead of three winners, FOUR people will win a prize. Same rules apply as before. The first place winner gets first choice of the prizes, then the second place winner, then so on. So what teas am I adding? CABIN PRESSURE!

The Lemon is in Play, Ottery Kisses, and Polar Bears are BRILLIANT!
And of course this prize pack will also come with a customized tea blend of the winners choice as well <33

Thanks so much everyone! You guys seriously are just the best, and odds are, I may end up adding another prize pack at 35K or something if it actually gets to that o_o

[5/21 UPDATE] DANG GUYS. ANOTHER ADDITION ALREADY!

Not another prize pack, per se, BUT, I am possibly doubling the number of final winners. Basically, when I draw names for the prizes, the people that the winners reblogged the contest from will ALSO win the prize that the person drawn chooses. If the winner reblogged from me or themselves, they’ll still only get one prize. And I’m not going to win a prize in my own contest so….

Anyway, I guess this is a good reason to encourage your followers to reblog the contest from your blogs or something 8D;

Tagged: tea contestagaincabin pressure cabin pressure cabin pressureYou guys do not know how much I want that setBecause cabin pressure

Source: areyoutryingtodeduceme